Melbourne kickboxer, gym boss and Comanchero mate Salim “Super Salim” Aschna is sitting in a Dubai cell tonight and nobody’s saying why.

The fighter and trainer who once ran Fighters Express in Dandenong, the same joint that went up in flames during the 2023 underworld blue, has been detained by UAE authorities in the desert city. Reasons remain completely unexplained. Perhaps something to do with the recent issues back home surround Malaki "KFC Final Boss" Salesui.